Becoming Sacrament with Blue Bell and NFP

Went to my marriage class. The class was called Becoming Sacrament. Try going to a hard core Catholic class with an educated quasi Buddhist atheist. Quite a treat for 8:30am. It was good and OK sometimes. It was intolerant at others but it got me thinking about NFP. For those that do not know NFP is the Catholic church's answer to contraceptives. Do not ask me what I do and do not agree with. I am not sure I will ever have the patience and or the fortitude to write about things like that but.... I will say I do not like the birth control pill or many of he other forms of contraceptives. I do not like that woman take pills that mess with their hormones. I do not think I want to mess with my body more than I need to. I want men to take them and get their moobs and shrink their "huevos". I hate it!!! I especially hate those Pill commercials that say Who says you have to have 12 periods a year besides nature!!!!

I DO!!!!
So I tell you I have eaten more Blue Bell as of late than there are cows in Brenhim. I know this is cow heaven, although, I tend to think it should be Tillamook, it must be close to being heaven because the ice cream is way good. This ice cream business is way out of hand. it isn't becoming out of of control, it is out of control. I am eating 1/4 gallon a day, mind you it is all I eat. I mean really it is all I eat but OMG I need sonething else. I get these weird food things and I cannot stop. It has been about 8 days of this. I did make Shrimp nachos today. I am making a pumpkin pie and I made fresh mozzarella, basil and tomato sandwiches yesterday but I only ate the ice cream.I am pretty sure I need some help here. SO HELP!!!